Advisor: well mel, you've done a great job since i last saw you.
Advisor: lets see what classes you should register for this quarter... fuck yeah!!! give it to me, mama!!! that's the shit i like!!

so my hard work, perfect attendence and prayers have finally paid off. oh man, it feels fucking good. now i just need to deal with the horror of late registration...

funny side story: i was gonna deliver the final paperwork to the registrar but the secretary forgot to give me one of the forms. she called me but my phone was off, so she heard my little porn music voicemail greeting.

when i got back:

Secretary: yeah, i tried to call you but your phone was off
Secretary: then i heard your little...voicemail...porn...music thing...
Secretary: so i just hung up