on the 20th day of march of 2005, my 23rd birthday, i present to you...a list of 23 random things that came to my head.
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today is the official first day of spring.
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the World Pizza Championships is on food network right now. god must be trying to tell me something.
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joyce & melissa are officially the coolest girls in montecito.
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elisa is officially the coolest girl in the suites.
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april is officially the coolest girl in the village.
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i was born @ 2:54am PST.
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hussam, ben dey (webb), RT (webb), ashley holmes (cpp) are also very cool because we all share the same birthday. i also met 2 other people in SB that were born today.
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the last thing i ate when i was 22 was two cheeseburgers & fries from in-n-out.
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the first person to wish me happy birthday was anthong...although technically he did it one day prematurely. he's still cool though.
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i'm not wearing any underwear.
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my all-time favorite birthday convo
Tyrant Hou: sup tajon
mel my finger: tajon? today you must refer to me as The Birthday Boy
Tyrant Hou: how about faggot boy...
Tyrant Hou: how old are you, faggot boy? -
random birthday memory: 9th grade, we had rehearsal for that one play, The Mikado.
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melissa le called me exactly @ 12:03am. i think she wants my balls.
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i want to get my free birthday pizookie @ BJ's...but i'm afraid they'll remember i did that less than 6 months ago...
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one of these years i'm gonna drive around to all of the restaurants that give free food to birthday people.
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what's the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of 'em!!!!
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if i go to a strip club and tell 'em its my birthday, do you think i'll get a free lapdance?
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my balls are blue.
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i wonder if they still give those paper birthday crowns @ burger king. that'd be cool.
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i just realized my parents were having sex around 23 years and 9 months ago...
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random birthday memory: first grade(?), jason delgado almost smacked farah nsouly in the face instead of the pinata cuz we spun him too much.
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cock!!
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balls!!!
(sorry, kinda rushed the last two cuz i couldn't think of anymore random things...all this thinking was making me hungry. )