Conan: "People of Earth..."

In the last few days, I've been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I've been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I've been absurdly lucky. That said, I've been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn't the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn't matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it's always been that way.

Yours,

Conan

Kobe Bryant's Game Winning Shots

LakersGround.net:

Date Score Opponent Notes
05/09/99 101 - 100 Rockets Playoffs, game-winning FTs with 5.3 secs left
12/27/99 108 - 106 Mavericks Game-winning FTs
02/13/01 113 - 110 Nets OT Game-winning layup with the and-1
05/10/00 97 - 96 Phoenix Playoffs, jumper over Jason Kidd
06/14/00 120 - 118 Pacers NBA Finals, off reb and put back*
11/16/00 112 - 110 Kings OT game-tying 3 pointer for OT, & jumper for win
02/07/01 85 - 83 Phoenix Jumper with 2.7 sec
01/02/02 87 - 86 Nuggets Offensive reb and the jumper
02/22/02 96 - 94 Hornets First career buzzer-beater jumper
03/24/02 97 - 96 Kings Fade-away with 36 sec
05/12/02 87 - 85 Spurs Playoffs, off reb for the put back
12/06/02 105 - 103 Mavericks 28-point game comeback, spin-around jumper
04/04/03 102 - 101 Grizzlies Buzzer beater jumper
04/06/03 115 - 113 Suns Final jumper with 28.6 sec
12/19/03 101 - 99 Nuggets Game after the trial, fade-away
02/17/04 89 - 86 Blazers Layup and the foul
03/03/04 96 - 93 Rockets Jumper over Yao with 22 sec*
03/21/04 104 - 103 Bucks OT jumper with 25 sec
04/14/04 105 - 104 Blazers OT game-tying 3-pointer for OT, & g-winning 3-pt buzzer beater
03/13/05 117 - 116 Bobcats Pump fake jumper for the win
11/02/05 99 - 97 Nuggets OT jumper after the Kwame brick
12/04/05 99 - 98 Bobcats Game-winning FTs
01/07/06 112 - 109 Clippers Game-winning off-the-window shot*
01/12/06 99 - 98 Cavaliers Jumper against Lebron with 8 sec, & Lebron choking
04/30/06 99 - 98 Suns OT game-tying tear drop for OT, and game-winning jumper
01/14/08 123 - 121 Sonics OT game-winning jumper
01/09/09 121 - 119 Pacers Jumper against Jarrett Jack with 3 sec
12/04/09 108 - 107 Heat Game-winning buzzer-beater 3-pointer over Wade
12/16/09 107 - 106 Bucks Game-winning buzzer-beating jumper over Bell
01/01/10 109 - 108 Kings Game-winning buzzer-beater 3-pointer 4.1 seconds left and 0.1 remaining
01/31/10 90 - 89 Celtics Game-winning jumper over Ray Allen with 7.3 remaining
02/23/10 99 - 98 Grizzlies Game-winning three 4.3 remaining
03/9/10 109 - 107 Raptors 17-foot fadeaway with 1.9 left

* denotes eventual game-winner

Source: List of Kobe Bryant Game Winning Shots