melmyfinger: okay steve, we get the fucking point about the fucking iphone apps
sherwin: lol ya serious
sherwin: are they going to go thru every fucking app
sherwin: my friend just wrote
sherwin: "ok so the iphone runs apps now. i get it"
melmyfinger: hahah
melmyfinger: how long is this keynote supposed to be?
sherwin: most are an hour right
sherwin: wouldn't it be so rad
sherwin: if there's nothing to intro
sherwin: it's just all an app show
melmyfinger: apple's stock would drop so fucking low
melmyfinger: "one more thing.....no new iphone"
sherwin: go home fanboys
melmyfinger: stock plunges instantly
sherwin: and then he whips out his dick
sherwin: and pees on the front row
melmyfinger: hahahahahahahaha

:rofl:

Mel: do you think it'd be easier for us to get girls if we pretended to be deaf like ryan?
Mel: that'd be fucking sweet
Mel: we wouldn't have to talk
Mel: and
Mel: we wouldn't have to listen
Mel: DUDE
Mel: THAT'D BE AWESOME
Rodrigo: I don't know if would be easir in the overall... but would be easier to grab their asses wihth no apparent reason
Rodrigo: plus, imagine me, drunk, trying to playing the deaf guy
Mel: hahahahahaa
Rodrigo: that would NEVER work
Mel: hahahahaha
Mel: "baby, i have this condition where i spontaneously go deaf....it's nothing personal....sometimes i just can't hear you"
Rodrigo: hahahahhahaha
Rodrigo: "and the cure is a blowjob"
Mel: "but i get ssleepy afterwards....so don't get mad if i fall asleep....it's just another condition i have"

Long distance call from my co-worker:

Harv: Yo Mel, what are you doing right now?
Mel: Yo, just chillin' at home. Why, what's up?
Harv: I'm in Knoxville, Tennessee. I want you to talk to somebody we just met.
Somebody: Yo Mel! It's Mark Mowbr@y!

:omg2: WTF??!

SMALL FUCKING WORLD?!!! :coold:

mel@work: we were talking back here about a social network for people with STDs
mel@work: and it would be like friendster
mel@work: where you could see how people are connected
ryan@work: HAHAH
mel@work: like up to 6 degrees
mel@work: so we thought SixDegreesOfSTDs.com
mel@work: but that shit is fucking TAKEN
ryan@work: WTF
ryan@work: LOL
mel@work: "wtf ryan? why are you directly connected to another guy??"
ryan@work: bahha
ryan@work: more like "wtf ryan? why are you directly connected to paris hilton?"
mel@work: dude, i wonder what kinda CPM you'd get from google ads
mel@work: text ads for herpes cremes
ryan@work: bahah
ryan@work: considering that 1 in 5 teenagers have a STD... a lot
mel@work: "ryan added 50 friends"
mel@work: hahahahahahahaa
ryan@work: "mel added 100 friends. 95 guys, 5 girls"
mel@work: i wonder what Top Friends would mean
ryan@work: JAJAAHHAHA
ryan@work: best fucks?
mel@work: worst std?
mel@work: jesus
ryan@work: lol
mel@work: could you imagine the Advanced Search
ryan@work: lol
mel@work: group by STD, order by most recently diagnosed
ryan@work: group by severity
ryan@work: lol

Mel: you talk to the new ceo already?

Andrew: yes

Andrew: he said we have to cut costs

Andrew: sorry mel

Mel: hahahah

Mel: what else?

Andrew: mandatory 8 am check in time

Mel: fuuuck no

Andrew: and healthy lunches only

Mel: noooooooooooooooooooooes

June 20, 2007:

melmyfinger: you play with the iPhone yet?
swisher59: lol not yet but my friend just bught one today
melmyfinger: i just got back from Fashion Island
melmyfinger: apple store was packed
melmyfinger: it's pretty slick, mang
melmyfinger: they keyboard is gonna take some getting used to if i got one
swisher59: ya
swisher59: so you played with it
swisher59: worth it?
melmyfinger: i wouldn't buy it
melmyfinger: not right now
melmyfinger: i'd wait for a major revision at least
melmyfinger: the internet was lagging like crazy
swisher59: probably a huge influx of users really
swisher59: edge is gay anyway
melmyfinger: yah mon
melmyfinger: when they support 3G or whatever
melmyfinger: and knock off $100, i'll consider it
swisher59: i love mytreo though
swisher59: i'll run that into the ground
swisher59: until iphone has gps

August 8, 2007:

melmyfinger: man, the iphone is such a stupid investment
melmyfinger: so damn expensive
melmyfinger: but i got one anyways
swisher59: LOL
swisher59: funny you say that...
swisher59: cause...
swisher59: i feel like this is iphone anonymous
melmyfinger: hahaha
melmyfinger: you got one too?
swisher59: actually i have the cash in my pocket right now
swisher59: i'm going to the store in 15 minutes
swisher59: ironic huh

..for all the birthday wishes! (listed in chronological order):

• april
• elisa
• melissa
• taz
• farah
• jizzon
• dan
• wing
• jason c.
• shereen
• ariana
• will t.
• samir
• amy
• mom
• alex s.
• joe l.
• ariana
• soren
• kim
• laila
• tracie
• raynell
• thomas
• rebecca
• andrew
• marianne
• james
• holly h.
• gary
• chris
• ashley
• gino
• loren
• phatts
• chin
• janet
• cristina
• karen
• SJ
• alan
• sierra
• zachary
• daniel s.
• melissa's mom
• michael
• stan
• erol
• ranier
• sherwin
• andrew c.
• chain
• sean

much love.

Last Night on AIM:

melmyfinger: i'm goin with...leopard, new monitor w/ isight (24" and other sizes), airport extreme 2 and...iphone
melmyfinger: cingular
swisher59: IPHONE IS A MYTH
swisher59: lol
swisher59: i DO NOT believe it's real
melmyfinger: it will come
swisher59: all these leaks are smoke and mirrors
melmyfinger: tomorrow is a longshot, but it will come
swisher59: cmon ipod phone? get the fuck out of here
swisher59: the market would suck for it
swisher59: unless you can get an awesome ipod AND an awesome phone together
swisher59: biatch, please.
melmyfinger: i still believe
melmyfinger: two batteries, one for music and the other for the phone
melmyfinger: i don't think they'll support mobile itunes shoppping yet
swisher59: IT'S NOT REAL MEL
swisher59: lol
swisher59: OPEN YOUR EYES
melmyfinger: but maybe a way to browse, bookmark songs and then download later upon sync
swisher59: I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
swisher59: k how about this
melmyfinger: you're just saying that so when it does come out, you'll shit your pants with excitement

swisher59: okay how about this
swisher59: if i win
swisher59: your blog has to say, in its first post headline
swisher59: I LOVE COCK. GO TO SHERWINFONG.COM, HE ROCKS!
melmyfinger: hahahahaa
swisher59: and if i lose i'll do the opposite, i spose? although you get more traffic :-(
melmyfinger: you on facebook too?
swisher59: LOL
swisher59: ruh roh
swisher59: okay facebook bet
melmyfinger: i get your blog, your myspace blog and your facebook status message
melmyfinger: and vice versa
melmyfinger: I LOVE COCK. GO TO MELMYFINGER.COM. HE ROCKS!
swisher59: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
melmyfinger: and no explaining that it's a bet until 24 hours after you post

melmyfinger: apple will announce a telephony device tomorrow
swisher59: k, it's on
swisher59: online shake
melmyfinger: online shake

The morning after...

http://www.sherwinfong.com/2007/01/i-love-cock.html

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