Convo: ROFLHAMBURGER

theloveofyourlife: hahaha
theloveofyourlife: so now when i need to sign up for something stupid
theloveofyourlife: ill just use that
theloveofyourlife: and tlel you to press the activate url
melmyfinger: hahahahahha
theloveofyourlife: LOL
melmyfinger: i hate you
melmyfinger: i hat eyou
melmyfinger: hahahahahaha
melmyfinger: i get all the emailsl from your twitter account
theloveofyourlife: OR ill sign up emails to hella spam websites
melmyfinger: i need to change that
theloveofyourlife: LOL
theloveofyourlife: AHAHAH
melmyfinger: OH HELLS NO
melmyfinger: I WILL JUMP KICK YOU
theloveofyourlife: LMAO.
theloveofyourlife: ROFLHAMBURGER.
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHA
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
theloveofyourlife: ahahahah
melmyfinger: ROFLFALAFELS
theloveofyourlife: HAHAHAHAHAH
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
theloveofyourlife: ROFLTACOS
theloveofyourlife: AHHA
theloveofyourlife: ROFLTOTCHOS*
melmyfinger: ROFLCHEESEFRIES
theloveofyourlife: AHAHAHAHA
theloveofyourlife: ROFL.
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
theloveofyourlife: LOL.

Friends

Convos: picking a new phone number

Finally got my Google Voice invite, thanks to @swisher59. Took me a few hours to think of a number to pick. Narrowed it down to just a couple numbers and just needed Janet and Nina's feedback to settle on one.

melmyfinger: help me pick a new number
melmyfinger: xxx-502-PORN or
melmyfinger: xxx-502-ROFL
jbula001: hmm.. i like porn
jbula001: for your cell phone?
jbula001: ohhh
jbula001: porn!
melmyfinger: hahahahahaahahaa
jbula001: those are my two options?
melmyfinger: yeah
melmyfinger: well, i have these too
melmyfinger:
xxx-502-PORN
xxx-502-ROFL
xxx-646-ROFL - Whittier
xxx-354-BANG - Beverly Hills
xxx-242-BANG - Compton
xxx-229-BANG - Santa Monica
xxx-891-BANG - Newport
xxx-248-LMAO - Westminister
xxx-436-ORGY - Laguna Beach
jbula001: porn it
jbula001: hahhahahhahaha
jbula001: 502 porn just rolls off your tongue
melmyfinger: hahahahahaahaha
melmyfinger: you have no idea how much this means to me
melmyfinger: HAHAH
jbula001: now i'll always know your number
melmyfinger: hahahaha
melmyfinger: i kinda liked the ORGY one in laguna beach
jbula001: but a beverly hills bang is funny too
melmyfinger: it's like "what? an orgy in laguna beach? must be a classy orgy"
jbula001: hhhahha and bang in compton means something so differnent than bang in b.h
melmyfinger: EXACTLY
melmyfinger: hahahahahahaah
jbula001: like a drive-by vs. a hook up

melmyfinger: help me pick a phone number:
xxx-502-PORN
xxx-502-ROFL
xxx-646-ROFL - Whittier
xxx-354-BANG - Beverly Hills
xxx-242-BANG - Compton
xxx-229-BANG - Santa Monica
xxx-891-BANG - Newport
xxx-248-LMAO - Westminister
xxx-436-ORGY - Laguna Beach
9natran: porn
melmyfinger: why that one in particular?
9natran: cuz it says porn
melmyfinger: hahahahahaa
9natran: LOL

Micah: i had to get on & show you this

theloveofyourlife: oimg
theloveofyourlife: i had to get on & show you this
melmyfinger: ???
theloveofyourlife: The 5 Most Fattening Foods
theloveofyourlife: So what are some of the worst of these super-fattening foods? American Dietetic Association spokeswomen Marisa Moore and Lona Sandon helped WebMD calculate approximate calories of some of these supersized dishes to come up with a list of the five worst foods for your diet. (When reading this list, keep in mind that most adults need fewer than 2,000 calories each day.)
theloveofyourlife: 1. Mel's Country Cafe in Texas sells the Mega Mel Burger with 1.5 pounds of ground beef, a pound of bacon, 1/4 pound of American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickle and bun. It weighs in at an estimated 4,556 calories.
theloveofyourlife: http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/5-most-fattening-foods-ever

Convo: Stacey is hungry or horny?

KingRhee: one time
KingRhee: i was eating a hot dog in public
KingRhee: pepoeple wouldnt stop starting at me
huskyboydrew: woot yeahhh!!
melmyfinger: hahahahahahhaa
KingRhee: couldbt eveb eat ut
melmyfinger: this one time my friend was eating a milkshake
KingRhee: and a POPSCILE?!
KingRhee: OMG
melmyfinger: but she was dipping the straw into it
melmyfinger: and licking it off the straw
melmyfinger: zomg
KingRhee: i do that LOL
melmyfinger: what a freakin tease
KingRhee: I KNOW
KingRhee: tasted the best that way though
KingRhee: cuz you get all the good parts
KingRhee: then you suck the insides
KingRhee: cuz like theres sometin the straw
KingRhee: or you let it like drip out
KingRhee: :D
KingRhee: oh no........
KingRhee: THAT DIDNT SOUND GOOD AT ALLLLLL
melmyfinger: stop it
huskyboydrew: lolol
melmyfinger: er, keep going
KingRhee: IM TALKIN ABOUT MILKSHAKES!
KingRhee: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KingRhee: MILKSHAKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
melmyfinger: your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
KingRhee: sure
KingRhee: lol