Motherf'ing cellphones!!!

I had the Motorola MPX220 for several months because it could synchronize with my calendar and address book on my computer. Cool. That is until my phone started to scramble up the dates and times of my calendar. I even missed paying rent one month because of this.

After I graduated I didn't need all that smartphone functionality so I got myself a basic cell phone, the Sony Ericsson z520a. Great phone, underrated, and only cost me $50 (after rebate). But then it would crash and would take me an hour or two to turn it back on. Kinda gay but I put up with it. Then one day it just wouldn't turn on.

So I called Cingular and got the phone replaced with the exact same model. Today I walk into my parents house and drop the phone on the tile floor. Now every other line on the screen is solid white.

So I came up with a genius idea: maybe if I drop it on the floor again it will unbreak itself.

So I did it.

Now there's a nice big vertical white stripe going down the left side.

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Traumatic Sex

For some wierd reason a random memory popped back in my head today. This particular memory was something that I surpressed long ago so it was a little shocking to feel those emotions all over again. I never really posted about it in detail, and I haven't made a long blog post in a while so I figured what the hell, I'll write about it.

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Raging Waters!

My first ever water park day couldn't have been any better. Good times at Raging Waters with Christian, Elisa, Evan, Jerry, Jon, Joyce, Kat, Melissa and Samson!

Extreeeeeeeeeme!!

Gotta love the Lazy Pool!

Life is good. :cool:

Randoms

  • Bigs props to Joyce, Elisa and Meliss for doing the Drop Out!
  • Good times rubbing each other down with sunscreen!
  • Note To Self: when the park guys tell you to close your legs when you go down, they're telling you for a reason.
  • Try spreading your legs when you go down Drop Out if you like ultimate wedgies.
  • Waterproof digital camera's fucking kick ass! (Thanks Janet!)
  • Note To Self: surrounding people don't like unexpected belly flops. :oh:
  • Kat: thanks for showing us your boob. :chill:

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Homesick

From the movie Garden State:

Andrew Largeman: You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff, that idea of home is gone.

Sam: I still feel at home in my house.

Andrew Largeman: You'll see when you move out, it just sort of happens one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this right of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start; it's like a cycle or something.  I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.

My Wisdom Teeth Extraction

I was a little nervous going in, mainly because when I was a kid and i got one of my teeth pulled out, it was an awfully dreadful experience.  (At least that's how I remember it anyway.)  Also, it didn't exactly help ease my anxiety when i had to wait an extra half hour in the dentist chair.

It wasn't all bad though.  One thing that helped though the day was how cute the dentist assistants were.  I have had a moment with one of them.

I was lying down with the dentist chair fully reclined.  I took an extra moment to look around the room and appreciate the soft purple tones and the easy listening radio station playing in the background.  Marie, one of the dentist assistants, walks in.  I couldn't tell exactly what she looked like under that paper mask, but I can just tell by her brown-eyes and black hair that she was gorgeous.

Marie softly asks me to open my mouth so she can apply the local anesthesia.  While Marie was fiddling with the inside of my mouth, Marvin Gay's "Let's Get it On" starts playing on the radio.  It was perfect.

I look into her eyes.  She looks into mine.  Bodies collide.

And then the fantasy is ruined when my dentist walks in with his indian accent, "are you ready to do dis??"

So anyways, fast forward a few minutes later.  The dentist is making some incisions to expose my hidden wisdom tooth.  The local anesthesia is well into effect but I still squirm as I can still feel the incisions being made.  I notice the chair I'm sitting in is shaking.  A lot.  I look at the corner of my eye to see if its the dentist that's doing it but then I realize that it's me.  My body is just trembling uncontrollably.

A few minutes later, the dentist has the plier-type device and he's yanking the fuck out of my mouth.  I feel him moving the tooth side-to-side, up-and-down, and twisting it left and right.  God damn I wish I was passed out for this shit.

Of course, at this point of the extraction, there was no turning back if I wanted to.  I'm left at the mercy of my dentist, who I can see is clearly struggling at my stubborn wisdom tooth.  It wasn't painful...just awkward as fuck.  And my body is still trembling.  The only thing I could think of doing to keep me entertained was...dirty talk.

"Oh yeah!!  Fuck yeah!!  Pull that shit, baby!!  Harder, bitch!  Harder!!  Oh don't give up, keep going!!  Show that tooth who's daddy!!"

And just around 4pm, after thirty-minutes of tugging and pulling, the dentist pulls out the trophy tooth.

"Damn, you made me work up a sweat!"

That's right, bitch.

So the dentist took a couple minutes to catch a break, then it was off to battle with my other wisdom tooth.  Fortunately, this one is fully exposed from the gum so he didn't have to make any incisions; he just grabbed the "pliers" and went to work.

20 seconds later, he pulled out.

"Damn, that was quick!"

But my body is still shaking from the first tooth.  Honestly, my body hasn't done that much shaking since my first lapdance back in junior year of high school.

So there you have it, my first wisdom tooth extraction experience.  Needless to say, my mouth is sore and my body is exhausted.  But its all good because I got my big stack of jello and pudding cups in my fridge.